Hello, so today is my roommates birthday but most importantly …..IT’S ROOKIEFEST!!!!!!!!! And guess who’s NOT going. Me. I’m depressed. Seriously , last time I missed it because I wasn’t into the whole teenage feminist awesome stuff. So yeah I’m crying. She’ll probably have one next year , but, it won’t be the same. And all the Instagram photos. And videos. It’s a sad day for me.
Since its also my roommates birthday, we all went swimming, well not actually. I was 30 minutes late because I was watching an hour of who’s line is it anyway (hat scenes) (yeah it’s on YouTube) (funniest stuff ever) with my other roommate and my new friend Who all call kim, who is a lot like Lili and my last camp friend who I’ll call rosa. You know , fandoms , reading , funny, extremely smart and awkward but in a good way.
Even though, my roommate that i will call mae was almost done swimming with this one guy that I will call Dave and two other girls I will call Rina and Gina . So I awkwardly was walking around the pool while they were talking and swimming. Then everybody got out (realize that I was there for 1 minute and they were there for about half and hour) so I got out too. They were sun tanning but I was wrapped up in my towel. My mom is really worried about skin cancer. And I kind of like being somewhat pale. So they were in there little circle and I closely observed (stalked) them. And I have a few rants (not too long)
1. Dude excuses
Ok , I hate when guys just have an excuse for saying something stupid or dirty. And guess what it is? “We’ll I’m a guy”. Wait what?!?!? The reason why you said something stupid or sexist was because of your gender?!?!? That is no excuse. You don’t see girls saying ” oh I thought you said fart, hehehe well, ya know I’m a girl.” You said that because your a stereotypical asshole, not because your a guy. Are you serious?!?! Really.
2. “Our generation’s music sucks”
Ok , yes I do think so e music from this generation sucks, but not all of it, it’s a harsh statement. I listen to good music from this generation. Actually most of the music I listen to is new. Actually some pop singers are very talented. So you can’t just say that all pop is bad. I do think Ariana grande has an amazing voice. And if beyonce is new music, you can’t hate new ,music. This topics brings me to my next point….
3. Old music is way better (trying to sound all cool but yet names the cheesiest songs and singers)
I’m pretty sure the title explains it , but yeah you can say older music rocks but really, don’t just list a ton of famous songs from back then , and aren’t you the person who hates mainstream things, well guess what that was pretty mainstream back then. I love old rock female singers, their voices are so amazing. As I said before , I like some pop/mainstream stuff, but don’t say “have you ever heard of micheal Jackson ?” And act like no ones ever heard of them. (Also with today’s stuff, someone actually asked me if I have ever heard of imagine dragons like a month ago and p.s I heard of them before perks of being a wallflower and she tried to be all cool and I just stared at her)
4. Face the fact: everyone shows off
Rina said “I don’t like showing off, I never do” C’MON , GET A LIFE . That sentence basically says I’m gonna brag how modest and humble I am. and guess what that is…….SHOWING OFF. everyone shows off, just admit it.
5.no one cares about ur body
I don’t care how much you weigh/ur diet/ur types of abs/ use muscles/how much u work out/ur tan/how u eat so much but weigh so little. Well at least I don’t care, it makes me uncomfortable.
So I left I had enough of that crap so I went back to the dorm, and watched arrested development (yesterday I was on season 2 and now I’m on season 4) .
But then I sat with them for dinner and Dave said ” you know that one girl that stares at you and you just feel sorry about something”.
1. It’s called bitchface
2.its supposed to make you feel bad
Well obviously your staring at her. If you saw the stare that most like.y mean your looking and her (well actually it’s obvious). So what is she going to do ? Flirt ?wink? Smile? Know she’s going to bitchface you because it’s her body and she is not trying to impress you , so just stop. And also stop complaining (asshole nation)
So yeah , that was my day.
P.s all the names are fake (except lili ….and mine)